2. I think that anyone who says "You would understand if you had kids" to a lady who has fertility issues should be smacked across the face twice; once to get their attention and the second to drive home the point.
3. Bra companies need to do a better job designing bras for those of us who have (ahem) ample cleavage. We would like to wear cute bras, too. Can someone get on this?!?
4. I really feel that people who tell you the book was better than the movie should be laughed at..of course the book was better than the movie! How pretentious can you get?
5. Payroll administrators are sexy in a "you get paid because of me" kind of way.
6. I miss Wendy the Snapple Lady.
7. I think chicken sandwiches from Winking Lizard are crazy delicious!
8. If a car is driving beside you and it's a Lexus, chances are pretty good it's going to cut you off.
9. I'm really not sure how whisking mayo twice will make it taste better.10. And I think it's gonna be a long long time, till touch down brings me round again to find, I'm not the man they think I am at home. Oh no no no I'm a rocket man.
11. You shouldn't complain about the cost of Girl Scout Cookies. It's a FUNDRAISER, for crying out loud!
12. I would just about kill for spearmint Tic-Tacs.
13. I'm longing for a warm beach.