Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Remember that post a few months back about the crazy construction sign?

No?!? What do you mean, no?

Okay then, go back and refresh your memory. I'll just sit here and get over the fact that I'm not as memorable as I think.

Back already? Excellent!

Look what I found!!!

Nice, right? Here's his brother!

And his two cousins! A plethora of hilarious signage!

Ahhh, good times! Enjoy your day.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Tuesday Time-Waster

Hey there, welcome to the Tuesday Time-Waster. It's a short one today, but hilarious, nonetheless.

Question: Are women born this way?

Answer: Apparently so!

YouTube...killing time for Kim since 2006.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

That Can't Be Right

Has anyone ever questioned which mountain they get Mountain Dew from? It's radioactive yellow, for crying out loud!

I don't think that's a mountain I want to visit.

Bring The Rain

As I sit typing this, I can hear thunder from the coming storm. I love the rain, and I am so glad we are getting some. Our little suburb has been missed by most of the rain for the past couple of weeks, and our flowers are drooping. And not having to drag out the hose and watering cans is really nice.

For those of you wondering, I did manage to make it through my day yesterday without any further mishaps. And today is a new day!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

One Of Those Days

Yep, it's one of those days! I spilled tea on my shirt this morning. All down the front of me.

I knocked a pile of files off my desk.

I spilled salad dressing on my sweater at lunch.

I fear for the co-workers around me, that I might somehow collapse my cubicle.

If you see me today, do yourself a favor: Just wave from afar and move on.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

The Tuesday Time-Waster

I'd like to introduce you all to a new feature here at A Golfer and A Girl. The Tuesday Time-Waster. A brief interlude to chuckle at something.

Today's time-waster comes from YouTube. But first, a word from our sponsor.

YouTube...killing time for Kim since 2006.

Okay! Did any of you watch the Tony's last night? Me neither! Hey, I was shopping. Apparently Poison was a musical guest for reasons that haven't even begun to be determined. Our hero, Bret Michaels (he of Rock of STD Love fame), somehow screwed up the exit stage left/right instructions he received and instead exited straight back...into a moving prop. A moving prop that promptly flattened him. So, join with me in snickering at his very graceful face-plant. And all while being serenaded by Stockard Channing. Priceless.

Go it again. You know you want to. Look at his bandmates trying in vain to warn him.


Monday, June 8, 2009

Gramma's Hugs Are Best

Sometimes, you just need to cuddle with Gramma!

Friday, June 5, 2009

Six Is An Interesting Number To Choose

My friend, Andrea, from Holdin' Mama's Hand has tagged me in a couple of different posts. So I guess that means I have to stop being so lazy and get a post up. When my mom tells me that she is bored with my blog, it's time to do something.

Today's assignment is to name 6 unimportant things that make me happy. Seems like a breeze, right? But I realized when I started the list that lots of things that make me happy are important. Things like seeing Dave (husband is definitely important) and time with my family (ditto family). So I figured I would have to dig a little deeper.

So here they are, my 6 Unimportant Things That Make Me Happy:

1. Orange soda, specifically Orange Crush or Sunkist. Not the yucky mandarin orange stuff. It reminds me of summertime as a kid. Great memories, especially those glass bottles they used to come in.

2. When my cousins call me Kimmy. Not everyone can get away with it, but my cousins say it so naturally. It makes me feel like I'm part of their little kid club.

3. Watching fireworks, specifically in Lyndonville, NY during the 4th of July celebration. Nothing better! Sure, there might be bigger displays, but for a small town with a focus on a family celebration, this is the best.

4. Reading blogs...I have a really long list of blogs I follow. I find them interesting and funny. And they make my day.

5. That moment of evening between dusk and dark. Twilight. The sky is so beautiful then, like a painting. Soft light, soft sounds, the day is drawing to a close. And now that summer draws near, the air cools a bit then and it relaxes me.

6. Getting into my husband's car, and smelling his cologne on the seat belt. It's like getting a hug from him.

Now I am supposed to tag others, but most of the people on my list have already done this. So...if you are reading this and have not yet written such a post on your blog, consider yourself tagged.