Hi. The Great Jay Leno 10pm Experiment? Not working. Let's just chalk it up to a bad idea and a lack of leadership to veto it.
Really? Petra? Really?!? On my Keane channel? Can I assume it was a computer glitch that won't happen again? Thanks. Also, Christian Music from 1989 called...they need their synthesizers back.
Petra...are you freaking kidding me?
Dear Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman,
Yeah, I'm not sure if you know this already, but going on Entertainment Tonight isn't considered a couples therapy session. What, exactly, were you thinking?!? Mary Hart doesn't moonlight as mental health professional. Stop it, please. It's awkward, this train wreck masquerading as your "relationship."
Dear Jim Carrey,
Could you please stop ruining Christmas movies for me? First the Grinch and now A Christmas Carol? That's quite enough.
And speaking of Christmas, one last timely letter...
I have been a very good girl this year, so I am asking for a trip to Tahiti. Thank you!